Prompt 163 · @TechieBySA

The Office (US) mockumentary style. Dunder Mifflin conference room, mid-afternoon, harsh fluorescent lighting, cheap office chairs, whiteboard at the front. Handheld documentary camera, slightly unsteady, constantly moving and reframing. SHOT 1 — Wide handheld shot of Michael Scott at the whiteboard in his signature suit and tie, marker in hand, proud smile. Slightly unsteady camera. MICHAEL: "Okay. Sales targets. Who hit their numbers?" SHOT 2 — Slow handheld push in on the conference table. Quick pan left to right hitting each face: Vladimir Putin in dark suit, hands folded, perfectly still. Elon Musk hunched over phone. Gordon Ramsay in chef whites rigidly staring at his coffee cup. Dwight upright taking notes. Regular Dunder Mifflin staff slumped exhausted. Silence. Nobody moves. SHOT 3 — Snap zoom to Putin as his hand slowly rises. MICHAEL (offscreen): "Vladimir you don't work here." SHOT 4 — Close up on Putin's face as he lowers his hand. Zero expression. Stares forward. SHOT 5 — Snap zoom to Elon as he looks up from his phone for the first time. Direct eye contact with Michael. ELON: "I bought this building." SHOT 6 — Quick pan around the table — everyone frozen, staring at Elon. SHOT 7 — Snap zoom back to Elon. He looks back down at his phone. Done. SHOT 8 — Sudden snap zoom to Gordon Ramsay as he SLAMS both hands on the table. Everything rattles. Camera jolts from the impact. GORDON: "WHO MADE THIS COFFEE." SHOT 9 — Slow push in on Jim Halpert. He turns slowly toward the camera lens. Blinks once. Dead exhausted expression. Hard cut to black. STYLE: Never static. Camera is always slightly moving, reframing, pushing in or snapping to reactions. Handheld throughout — feels like a real documentary crew is present. No laugh track. Muted office color palette. Soft consumer-camera look. Every reaction gets its own close up. The Gordon slam jolts the camera slightly. Jim's final push in is slow and deliberate — hold on his face for one full second before hard cut